
The great thing being Darth Vader is that you wear a black mask everywhere you go. If you found a guy about your same size, you could take two weeks off and no one would know. Anyone would need a vacation from the constant star wars-ing! Here are 10 hilarious Darth Vader dubs:
Darth L. Jackson
I have had it with these motherf***ing stormtroopers…
Darth Bender
Bite my shiny, black-metal ass.
Darth Bale
Oh man, remember when Christian Bale was a space-jerk?
Darth Homer
He’s got a thing for women with weird hair.
Darth Hartman
Come to the Dark Side. Learn how to cuss.
Darth Powers
Kenny Powers’ anger has led him to the Dark Side.
Darth Sheen
Some of Charlie Sheen’s ranting actually could be Star Wars dialogue.
Darth Schwarzenegger
Get in the space-choppa!
Darth Wiseau
They need a football on that ship.
Darth Jones
His favorite band? A-HA!
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