Polar bears don’t hibernate in dens like other bears – instead, their metabolism just slows down, which is probably why there are so many videos of them acting “lazy.” It’s not like they’re a bunch of giant, white Garfields. There’s a scientific, non-lasagna-based explanation. Here are videos of 5 “lazy” polar bears:
Twitching
Scratching an itch or laziest dancing ever?
Dragging
This is every cubicle poster ever made.
Sliding
1:16 – I wonder if the bear would allow me to ride on his back while he does that?
Floating
Watch your back, manatees!
Sleeping
After a long, hard day of not doing much.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.
