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10 Raps About Cereal

Part of a balanced rap-fast.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and for many folks, it’s also the most important meal to rap about. There are many cereal-related hip-hop songs out there to choose from, just like there are so many cereals at the grocery store. Load up your cart with these 10 raps about cereal:

 

Fruity Pebbles – Rappin’ Barney

More raps should be about tricking your best friend.

 

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Rap

I’d like some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but not the bathtub kind.

 

Cereal For Breakfast

Toast can suck it.

 

Lemme Get Them Lucky Charms

That beat is delicious. Magically so.

 

Cereal Rap Pig

We’re in that strange part of YouTube.

 

Cheerios

Cheeri-yo’s.

 

Out of Cereal Rap

This is certainly the moodiest cereal rap on the list.

 

“Fruity Pebbles” – RICO

So many colors… ooooh… colors…

 

The Breakfast Time Crunch

Good thing they make those cereal packs, perfect for the whole crew.

 

Froot Loops – Rapping Rhino

Just follow that muthf***in’ nose, bitch.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.