Time to become a famous, millionaire musician, brag about it on Twitter, watch as a billionaire one-ups you on Twitter, be dumbfounded and check out these links!
How To Smoke Pot With Barack Obama
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/a-users-guide-to-smoking-pot-with-barack-obama
The President and weed used to be BFFs. Today, not so much.
Hollywood Is Working On A Fraggle Rock Movie
http://www.avclub.com/articles/writers-hired-to-draft-fraggle-rock-movie-distract,75866/
See, there are always more 80s kids properties to ruin.
Steve Jobs Almost Named iMac “MacMan”
He came so close to ruining his comeback.
Drake vs. Texas Oil Billionaire on Twitter
The first billion is a helluva lot harder RT @Drake: The first million is the hardest.
— T. Boone Pickens (@boonepickens) May 31, 2012
http://www.fuse.tv/2012/05/texas-oil-billionaire-zings-drake-on-twitter
Money can buy you a lot of things, including the opportunity to diss Drake.
Old People Actually Smell Better Than Young People
There goes your best excuse for not hugging Uncle Frank. [image via]
That’s all for this edition of The Big List, you drama queen!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
