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Meet Your Overly Attached Girlfriend

She’ll never let you go. Not even after she’s strangled you to death.

“She monitors your sleeping / she reads your emails, too / you’d like to break it off with her / but she won’t allow that, dude” – that’s a verse of a song I’m writing for the new meme, Overly Attached Girlfriend, partly as a tribute and partly as a warning to those who dare date her. Beware… beware…

 

“JB Fanvideo”

Bieber fever infects another young mind.

 

Texts

This relationship has gotten off to a great start.

 

Porn

And they’re all videos of you doing musical theater… yikes…

 

Condoms

Is that how love works?

 

Carly Rae Jepsen

That’s not how the song goes, but don’t let that stop your insanity.

 

Facebook

The status she’s talking about? A Farmville update.

 

Wendy

What? You went inside Wendy?!

 

Good Night

Or… maybe I’ll watch some TV for a bit.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Background via.