Sisqo. Remember that guy? Crazy platinum hair? Whether you do or if he’s part of a cloud of early-aughts memories for you, his “Thong Song” remains a cherished summer staple. To this day, YouTube musicians are covering his song in new and unusual ways. (They’re so devilish!) Here are 7 acoustic covers of Sisqo’s “Thong Song”:
The Ghost of Patrick Swayze
Heart sunglasses are the only sunglasses a man ever needs.
Frank Lucatuorto
A roaring fire, a glass of wine, the Thong Song.
Black Kettle
Livin’ la vida melodica.
Kevin Minster
That monkey’s like, “I dunno…”
Weekly Gleek
Zo-o-mbie… zo-o-mbie—I mean, thongs.
Matt Mulholland
She shakin’ her acapellas in my face.
Dan & Nick
This is good if ya like to dance at all the coffee shops.
Bonus: The Original Version
Oh man, I forgot all about that opening. Now I remember it. Mission accomplished!
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