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6 Awesome ‘True Blood’ Parodies

Six parodies of the DUMBEST SHOW we can't get enough of! Dear god, help us!!!

We here at CRAVE have an addiction. It hasn't been something that is easy for us to admit, but it needs to be put out there. And that addiction is called "TRUE BLOOD." It might be the best/worst show in the history of television. Ludicrious writing, acting, and directing — BUT WE CAN"T STOP WATCHING EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. This is us asking for help. This is our rock bottom. 

See what we mean?

And to celebrate, we've found six TRUE BLOOD parodies to help you celebrate the start of the fifth season on HBO. Why can't Breaking Bad be on all year round!?! Godd*mn you, Anna Paquin and your perfect breasts! 

 

1. RAPPING BILL COMPTON

Freaky how much he looks like Stephen Moyer. Wonder if he gave Anna Paquin Hepatitis too?

 

2. TRUE BLOOD ACTING MASTERCLASS

Actually, a very fair depiction.

 

3. TWILIGHT MEETS TRUE BLOOD

Glad to see Robert Pattinson at the top of his range. 

 

4. TRUE BLOOD PERFUME

We laugh now, but it's only a matter of time before HBO cashes in.

 

5. COOKING WITH VAMPIRE BILL

It's a big hit with sex-starved moms and gay men over 50. 

 

6. SESAME STREET: TRUE MUD

That's how you get 'em. Hook the kids while it's early.

 

CRAVE ONLINE is currently seeking help in a True Blood 12-step program.