Time to either celebrate the constitutionality of a law that’ll hopefully make health care more affordable for everybody -or- be miserable about a law that’ll possibly raise taxes on everybody, but either way, check out these stories!
People Moving To Canada Because of ObamaCare
That does it.Moving to Canada. @SCOTUSblog
— James (@15c3PO) June 28, 2012
Uh, maybe Canada’s not the best place to move if you don’t like nationalized health care?
Is The Heroine of Pixar’s Brave Gay?
Photo above: Merinda about to touch the magical, living clitoris.
Back To The Future Date Hoax Strikes Twitter… Again
If only there was someway to go back in time and prevent this from happening.
Computer Hacker Who Leaked The Scarlett Johansson Photos Sentenced To 5 Years In Jail
Kate Upton Kicked Off Santa Monica Pier For Nudity
I wouldn’t kick her off my pier, ifyaknowwhatimean!
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. The list will continue next week, because it’s been deemed constitutional.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!