
Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Disney hip-hop, Pitbull’s Alaska stop, hot dog rocked, burger shock, weird weather unlocked! Here’s the week in viral:
Beauty and the BEAT
I’m surprised nobody’s wearing Cogsworth as a necklace.
Send Pitbull To A Frozen Tundra

In a promotion, Pitbull will go to whichever Walmart has the most likes on Facebook. The internet is voting for a remote island off the coast of Alaska, but lulz. [More]
Why You Should Spiral-Cut Your Hot Dog
Get the most out of your wiener.
KFC Philippines Presents: Cheese Top Burger

Strangest Weather Forecast Ever
So… will fireworks be cancelled because of Godzilla?
See you next week for more spiral-cut links!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!