In case you haven’t heard, Jenny McCarthy is appearing in Playboy Magazine this month for the nth time in twenty years. She’s almost forty and looking hot as ever. But did you know that the pages of Playboy have featured celebrities that you may have forgotten about over time?
We’re not talking about Chyna, or Brigitte Nielsen, or even Kristy Swanson (the original, and hotter Buffy the Vampire Slayer, we might add) but celebs that you would never even have thought would pose nude.
Luckily, we here at CRAVE have jumped into our back issues of our skin bin and found some celebs that you might have forgotten that posed nude.
When? July 1989
Before her huge jump into stardom, Princess Toadstool was young and broke, trying to pay off student loans acquired at Mushroom Kingdom University. She got her big break when she was spotted by a Playboy talent rep while sunbathing on Koopa Beach in a string bikini. Bowser, who became obsessed with her pictorial, eventually kidnapped her.
When? January 2003
Upon realizing that she was the least interesting mutant ever, Jubilee tried reboot her career by jumping on the skank-bandwagon started by Paris Hilton in the early 2000’s. However, it did not work, as she still continues to slip further into obscurity.
When? April 1987
Known for being having the best-looking pair of cans in all of Eternia, Evil-Lyn failed to make a big splash after appearing in Playboy. Coupled with the downward slope of Masters of the Universe and a stifling cocaine problem, Evil-Lyn returned to the magical land from whence she came.
When? May 1998
Before she was famous, Street Fighter’s own Chun Li appeared in Playboy in their international edition. Despite the success of the sales overseas, American audiences had already found their video-game crush of the nineties: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.
When? October 1993
After it was revealed in the papers that Prince Aladdin was having sex with his pet monkey, Princess Jasmine was publically humiliated and tried to reinvent herself as the naughty Arabian princess next door. Unfortunately, nudity is illegal in the Middle East and as a result, her father, The Sultan, executed her. We all anxiously await the day that Disney opens the vault and shared the banned copies of the magazine with the world.
When? December 1986
Trying to break out of Megatron’s shadow, Decepticon Starscream posed fully-nude for the pages of Playboy in order to appeal to gay transformers everywhere in hopes for support. No one came. Well, except for Blackout and Sideswipe.
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