The Dark Knight is on a never-ending mission to rid Gotham of crime, motivated by the brutal death of his parents. Meanwhile, in the real world, these dudes dressed up as Batman are on a never-ending mission to dick around their respective cities. Here are 7 videos of Batman in real life:
Toronto Batman vs. Toronto Spider-Man in Subway Train
These two look legit.
The Dark Knight IRL
He’s going so fast!
I… am… Slovakian Batman? Doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Hollywood Spider-Man and Hollywood Batman Team-Up
To fight… crime?
Batman Gets Pulled Over
Batman should be allowed to speed.
Las Vegas Batman Is Soundly Defeated
That man gets to become the new Batman.
The Real Batman?
He’s more… batty in real life.
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