Take a look at some of the funniest, WTF song lyrics in recent years!
Have you ever listened to the lyrics in a song and thought, “what the f*ck are they singing about?” We have too. So, in celebration of that, we here at CRAVE have scoured our album collections and found some of the funniest, WTF lyrics in recent years. Yes, that’s right. We own some of these albums. Some of them, you may have never known were in the song…
Take a look:
“I hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get
Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it (smell it)
They want my bod, here's the hot rod (hot rod)
Twelve inches to a yard (damn) and have ya soundin' like a retard”
Yes, everyone knows ‘retards’ have the hottest sex.
2. Mickey Avalon – “My Dick”
“My dick – locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick – so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman”
It’s sad, funny, and cute. Just like the late Mr. Coleman.
3. Nickleback – “Figured You Out”
“I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test
I like the white stains on your dress”
You like jizz stains? Are we hearing this correctly?
4. Justin Bieber – “Dr. Bieber”
“I'm so sick with no IV
J to the U to the S to the T
Bieber fever's in the street
Time to realize
I'm a beast, I'm a beast, I'm a Beast
Say it 3 times cause they know it's right
Catch this virus in the night”
It’s sounds a lot like Bieber is infecting a lot of people with the HIV.
5. Insane Clown Posse – “To Catch a Predator”
“Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade
The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside
In my best little girl's voice, I'm like, "Hi!
Come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"
Huh, and when the door shuts, that's when I let 'em see me
"Hi there." I stab 'em in the neck first.”
ICP sings truth. Always.
“Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch”
You are now dumber for having read that.
7. Limp Bizkit – “Take a Look Around”
“Limp Bizkit is rocking the set
It's like Russian roulette
When you're placin' your bet.”
Yes, if in fact, 1 in 6 people shoot themselves in the head for having listened to your band.
“No, no, no, no, don’t phunk with my heart”
Get it? Because ‘phunk’ is synonymous with ‘fuck.’ LOL! Get ‘phunked’ in prison.
9. Gwen Stefani – “Hollaback Girl”
“This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.”
This shit is awful. K-I-L-L-L-M-E.
10. Led Zepplin – “Whole Lotta Love”
“Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man.”
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