Time to watch your parents get murdered by criminals when you’re a child, learn martial arts, use your wealth to buy a bunch of crime stopping gadgets and a car, buy a dark costume, name yourself after a scary animal, kick the ass of the criminally insane and check out these links!
Rush Limbaugh: ‘The Dark Knight RisesCharacter Bane Was Created To Attack Mitt Romney’s Bain Capital’
Since the character was created in the early 90s and was also in the film Batman & Robin, we must conclude that Rush is so totally right, you guize.
Louie CK Had No Idea About Tosh’s Rape Joke Controversy
One day he’s tweeting absent-mindedly on vacation, the next day feminists hate him. That’s our Louie!
Comedian Fred Willard Busted For Lewd Conduct at a Porno Theater
Wha’ happened? [image via]
In Real Life, Wayne Manor Would Be Really Expensive
Or just turn your dining room into a Bat Cave. Who needs a dining room?
Ohio Woman Panhandles For Breast Implants
“That’s a good cause,” says Sarcasm Robot.
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, same Bat-time, same Bat-website.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!