Looking to spice up a sophisticated dinner party? May I suggest… a sophisticated piñata? Etsy seller The Piñata Maker makes lovingly handcrafted piñatas clearly targeted to grown-ass grownups. Plus, you can invite a bunch of couples over to “swing” and disappoint them all. Here are 8 piñatas for adults:
Think outside the piñata.
Da na na na na na na… piñatas!
Let’s spend an evening beating up a Hawaiian woman.
To beat or not to beat.
Little girls will think it’s for them. Don't let them touch it!
Mustache piñatas? You’ve probably never heard of them.
When you hit this, the actual wedding cake comes out.
Occu-piñata Wall Street.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!