You have my permission to die. You also have my permission to see these funny mashup images showing a slew of contenders to the Bane legacy. Since The Dark Knight Rises was such a huge hit, who wouldn’t want the gig as Batman’s nemesis? Plus you’d get an awesome sewer office. Here are 10 unlikely Banes:
Bane Kitty
So cute. So terrifying. [via]
Charlie Bane
His one weakness is the little redheaded Batgirl. [via]
Kurt Cobane
Smells like teen sewer gangs. [via]
MacBaner
You know what would have made Bane scarier? Celery up his butt. [via]
Spike Bane
Friendship is breaking the backs of your pony friends. [via]
Bane Capitol
Once Gotham’s destroyed, we’ll have a better Amercia. [via]
Barack O-Bane-ma
Ugh, don’t get him started on “hope.” [via]
Michael Bane
He could have played multiple roles. [via]
Bane-jamin Franklin
A penny saved is a penny to be extracted from the dying hands of Gotham’s corrupt ruling elites. [via]
Bane Manatee
He’ll take over Gotham very, very slowly. [via]
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