
Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Olympic joy, Sam Jackson deployed, Pinterest annoyed, Skrillex confused and watch out for meme ooze. Here’s the week in viral:
Happiest Olympic Worker 2012
I can hardly contain my contractually obligated excitement.
Samuel L. Jackson: Best Olympic Commentator Ever?
Dope Ass start for the women gymnasts! Feeling' good about our chances! These "judgement" sports are sketchy…@ best!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) July 30, 2012
“Oh, I’m sorry, did I break your concentration… Chinese Women’s Diving Team?” [More]
The Fall of Pinterest
The girl internet is weird.
LOL Skrillex

It also might have been BLAAAAARM! [via]
Me Gusta
At least it seems more fun than being a zombie.
See you next week for more gold-winning links for Team USA!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!