Time to win a gold medal years ago, struggle with an injury, go through therapy, re-enter the Olympics, get injured during an event, start leaving the stadium, turn around and finish the event anyway, get a lot of well-deserved hugs and check out these links!
Olympic Hurdler Gets Injured, Still Finishes The Race
He also kisses and makes up with the hurdle that downed him.
Meanwhile, This Kid Won A Gold Medal For Texting
Papa John’s CEO Says Pizza Prices Will Rise Because of Obamacare
If I pay a few cents more for pizza, employees will get decent health care. Grrr!
New Arrested Development Set Photos
Hopefully, David Cross is about to get blue makeup all over him.
Joan Rivers Fights Costco Over Her Latest Book
During her protest, she compared Costco to Nazi Germany. Always a sly negotiating tactic.
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. k bai
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