Time to win a gold medal years ago, struggle with an injury, go through therapy, re-enter the Olympics, get injured during an event, start leaving the stadium, turn around and finish the event anyway, get a lot of well-deserved hugs and check out these links!
Olympic Hurdler Gets Injured, Still Finishes The Race
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/hurdler-falls-clutching-his-achilles-refuses-to-q
He also kisses and makes up with the hurdle that downed him.
Meanwhile, This Kid Won A Gold Medal For Texting
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/186930/17-year-old-takes-the-gold-as-fastest-texter-in-america/
lol wut
Papa John’s CEO Says Pizza Prices Will Rise Because of Obamacare
http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/08/papa-johns-obamacare-will-raise-pizza-prices-131331.html
If I pay a few cents more for pizza, employees will get decent health care. Grrr!
New Arrested Development Set Photos
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/08/arrested-development-photos/
Hopefully, David Cross is about to get blue makeup all over him.
Joan Rivers Fights Costco Over Her Latest Book
http://thedailywh.at/2012/08/08/celebrity-non-endorsement-of-the-day/
During her protest, she compared Costco to Nazi Germany. Always a sly negotiating tactic.
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. k bai
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
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