Earlier this Summer, the iPhone game Fruit Ninja exceeded 300 million downloads. Imagine if you could slice heads too, instead of just fruit – you’d probably have a bazillion downloads. Of course, many folks aren’t content just playing the game – they want to show off their ninja watermelon slicing skills IRL. Here are 10 real life fruit ninjas:
Fruit Ninja Makes A Stop
He’s the scourge of all farmer’s markets.
3 am Fruit Ninja
They apparently ate the fruit afterwards. Mmm… ninja fruit.
American Fruit Ninja
So many apple welts.
Fake-Real Fruit Ninja
This kid seems kinda sad and exhausted by fruit ninjutsu.
Let’s Slice Some Fruit!
Then his mom says, “well, there’ll be no fruit salad tonight.”
Better Fake-Real Fruit Ninja
Actually, the kid grew up to be this guy.
3 Fruit Ninjas
Dude! (Radical!)
Actual Real Life Fruit Ninja
Get this man some nunchucks so he can do some real damage!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
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