I remember EPCOT having animatronic dinosaurs in the 80s, but they couldn’t jump out at you while you were eating a corn dog. Several of these videos depict promotional stunts for Walking With Dinosaurs – The Arena Spectacular, a sophisticated animatronics show that’s been touring the world since 2007. I guess dinosaurs got sick of hanging out in theme parks? These are 7 robot dinosaur encounters:
Fright at the Museum
That little girl’s gonna have the coolest nightmares!
Australian Mall Dinosaur #1
That dog’s not afraid of some dumb ol’ dinosaur.
Someone’s got to challenge this guy. Where’s Godzilla?
Dinosaur Scares Zack
Kid’s got the right idea.
Mall Dinosaur #2
One thing I’ve learned from these videos: if dinosaurs were around today, they’d be living in fancy malls.
Dinosaur vs. British School Kids
Another thing I’ve learned from these videos: if dinosaurs were around today, they’d be eating the world’s children.
This is a creature you definitely want to mess with.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!