Apple fans are eagerly anticipating September 21st, because rumor has it that’ll be the release date for the new iPhone 5. Can’t wait that long to learn what mind-blowingly minor improvements have been added to the smart phone? Here are 5 parody commercials for iPhone 5:
iPhone 5: Food
Aww, this exciting new phone bums me out.
iPhone 5: Time Control
Looks like someone in Cupertino was watching a great movie by the name of Clockstoppers.
iPhone 5: iCuffs
Never lose your phone. Never escape it, either.
iPhone 5: God’s Phone
Women. Always seeing titties.
iPhone 5: Air
The Emperor’s New Phone
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!