Pets need a good home. Ideally, some place where they’re loved and cared for, as opposed to the middle of a football field, where they’re just an amusing annoyance. For it’s one, two, three dogs on the field and we all wait for folks to catch ‘em. Here are 10 animals interrupting sports:
Skunk Football
If the skunk clears the field, he can score a touchdown with no interference.
Squirrel Baseball
This game is nuts.
Police Dog Soccer
Good boy! Make soccer interesting!
Seagull Horse Racing
The band Flock of Seagulls has no comment.
Bat Basketball
That should be worth 5 points.
Dog Baseball
If you’re gonna throw a ball around, interested dogs have got to be expected.
Seagull Golf
Miniature golf, make that happen.
Kangaroo Racing
They’re finally branching out from boxing.
Cat Baseball
Aww, let him run the bases.
Bear, Fox and Deer Golfing
I guess you let them play through?
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
