Time to be a kid walking on the beach, discover a weird looking rock, find out it’s whale vomit, don’t freak out, find out it’s actually really valuable to perfume companies, dance around in joy, realize sometimes a “pot of gold” can take an unusual shape and check out these links!
President Obama’s Reddit AMA: Awesome Highlights
He earned a lot of karma from the interwebs.
12 Hilarious Reviews of a Pen Just For Women
If you have too much testosterone, the pen melts in your hands.
Boy Discovers $63,000 Piece of Whale Vomit
And I had a lemonade stand, like a sucker.
Pizza Lover Punches Delivery Guy Over Missing Garlic Knots
He was like, “I made it in 30 minutes – nothing bad can happen to me now!” [image via]
10 Insanely Badass DOS Game Boxes
The NFL is great, but I’d pay for season passes to see real life Crazy Football.
That’s all for this upvoted edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!