Are you sick of hearing about what Ashton Kutcher had for dinner or about whatever next, dumb product placement some random celebrity is endorsing? Of course you are. Twitter is made for two things: Self-promotion and dirty jokes! That's it. We here at CRAVE defy you to come up with another reason that Twitter exists. There is none.
Luckily, were cutting through the brussel sprout tweats and getting to the good stuff so you don't have to worry about it. This week we're looking at the popular hashtag: #FirstWorldProblems
Take a look:
Don't worry, people your age don't live on a healthy diet of buttermilk and morphine.
How else are you supposed to take a good picture of your own ball-sack?
New Yoga pants, same camel toe.
Can you imagine people in Somolia eating at night !?! HA! LOL!
Little kids are so picky in your bed.
He doesn't respond to our letters written in human blood, either.
Tell us about it, some hicks don't even have smartphones.
We have that same problem with Ramona and Beezus.
Your bro is a selfish dick.
Save up some money from your newspaper route and you can buy all the cookies you want.
Ace of Base, or Ace of Ba$e?
Richest country in the world with the worst grammar.
-Happy Tweeting from CRAVE ONLINE!