Are you sick of hearing about what Ashton Kutcher had for dinner or about whatever next, dumb product placement some random celebrity is endorsing? Of course you are. Twitter is made for two things: Self-promotion and dirty jokes! That's it. We here at CRAVE defy you to come up with another reason that Twitter exists. There is none.
Luckily, were cutting through the brussel sprout tweats and getting to the good stuff so you don't have to worry about it. This week we're looking at TWO popular hashtags that everyone has something to say about: #DRUNK and #Alcohol
Take a look:
Oh, and by the way… you donated your car to the LA police department.
Spider-Man has a nice butt.
There are easier ways to make friends.
Classic Woody Harrelson.
A sober man's thoughts are a drunk man's actions.
We are right there with you.
But she said this would last forever!!!
Syndrome is a good name for a kid.
Unless that it's a Jack Daniels Salad, which is just lettuce and whiskey.
As Homer Simpson once said, "It is the cause and solution to all of life's problems."
Now, try not to take a poop on live TV.
We remeber our first day of Middle School too.
Dodge Neon with a order of buttcheeks for breakfast.