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Which is Worse: Mitt’s “47 Percent” or Obama’s “Guns and Religion?”

Will you choose the insult behind door #1 or door #2… [via]
A Sneak Peak at the New Entourage Movie’s Product Placement

http://hypervocal.com/entertainment/2012/entourage-movie/
Two Words: Turtle’s Wax
Tony Danza and Tupac Were Pen Pals

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/09/tony-danza-and-tupac-shakur-were-pen-pals/
Best friendship ever? Best friendship ever.
Meet the Folks Who Tattooed Now-Defunct Tech Companies on Their Faces

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jackstuef/branded-for-life
At least future employers know they’re fiercely loyal to companies. If they can ever get someone to hire them.
The Paradoxes of Dog Ownership

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox
Do you walk your dog or does your dog pull you around the neighborhood?
That’s all for this Danzariffic edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!