When someone’s shot full of bullets, you expect them to die pretty quickly. Not so in terrible movies, where there’s a lot of flailing about and mugging for the camera. They give “die hard” a new meaning. So put some cheese on that popcorn, because here are 10 of the worst death scenes ever:
Kareteci Kiz
Aaaaah! But also, aaaaaah!
Snake in the Eagle’s Shadow
This man died from… a vicious nutshot.
Killing Zoe
Stand in the place where you died…
U.S. Seals
This is what they did to Bin Laden.
Subzero
He did it… to save the cube. You would have done the same.
The Invincible Barbarian
He makes the same noises when he’s constipated.
Asylum Erotica
That blood splatter was sold to a modern art gallery for $1.2 million.
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
That dummy took a hard fall.
Siam Sunset
Actually, he survived.
Enter the Ninja
I’m dying. Meh.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
