Time to leave your home planet, train to be a Jedi, save the princess, save the galaxy from your evil dad and his mentor, get a thumbs up from a bunch of ghosts, suddenly realize you’re completely illiterate, cry yourself to sleep and check out these links!
The Internet Responds To The Presidential Debates
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-internet-responds-to-the-presidential-debate
Need a new moderator. Why not Zoidberg?
Facebook Tops 1 Billion Users
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2012/10/04/facebook-tops-1-billion-users/1612613/
…and has more fake accounts than MySpace has active ones?
So, There’s A Hulk Hogan Sex Tape…
His little “Hulkamaniac” ran wild. [image via]
Most Citizens In Star Wars Universe Are Probably Illiterate
That’s no moon, that’s a bookstore!
The World’s First ‘Human Butchery’ Opens In London
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/human-butchery_n_1920440.html#slide=1576110
Finally, someone’s competing with Soylent Green.
That’s all for this edition of The Big List, from a galaxy far, far away…
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
