There are some very hot weathergirls out there, so in the gender wars between weathermen and weatherwomen, the weatherdudes have to catch up! Luckily, many are showing off what God gave them – the, uh, weather – in the funniest way possible. Here are 7 weatherman boners from TV news:
John is Expanding
Nothing really to worry about except tropical splooge.
Good Morning America
Here’s your penis!
Our weather patterns are acting like a dick to Mexico.
Heh heh… hail.
I think stroking that circle will increase circulation.
Should we be afraid or laugh hysterically?
9 Inches of Snow
Wait… what did he say?
Bonus: Randy Marsh’s Weather Map
Ride it out, lol.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!