Halloween is a difficult day of the year if you're lazy as shit. All that effort put into buying/creating a costume you'll only wear for one night – why bother? Well fortunately for you, now you don't have to, as I have compiled a list of 15 costumes that require almost no effort to pull off. You're welcome.
Here are 15 lazy Halloween costume ideas for the average guy:
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RYAN GOSLING IN DRIVE
Wear a jacket. Say nothing.
THE INVISIBLE MAN
Don't show up.
THE JOKER FROM THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
Don't show up, but have your friend text people saying that you might show up.
A FACEBOOK FRIEND
Dress casual. Bring photographs of your car/baby/baby in your car. If those around you seem disinterested, poke them.
YOUR EVIL TWIN
Dress and act like you if you were a dick.
YOUR GOOD TWIN
If you already are a dick, then do exactly the opposite.
Dress exactly as you normally would, and if people ask why you aren't in costume, remind them that the devil takes many forms.
Wear a menacing scowl. Say nothing.
Go to a party you weren't invited to.
THE DEMON FROM PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
Open a cupboard. Close a cupboard. Leave.
BRUCE WILLIS IN THE SIXTH SENSE
Don't show up, but have your friend tell people that you're there.
THE GUY FROM HORROR FILMS THAT YOU THINK IS GOING TO BE THE VILLAIN BUT THEN ISN'T
Be a bit creepy throughout the night, but ultimately do nothing of note.
SLASHER MOVIE VICTIM
Run around the house screaming and slamming doors.
A DEAD GUY
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