The mall is a great place to go if you wanna hang out with your fellow teenagers, drink an Orange Julius, take your car for a spin… wait a minute! In a practice that’s sure to give Paul Blart a heart attack, people are driving cars and other vehicles through shopping malls! Watch out, Gap patrons! Here are 6 videos of people driving inside the mall:
Joyride Through Mall
The best way to beat crowds on Black Friday? Mow ‘em down!
Go-Karting Through A Mall
Starts at 1:25 – Here-a we go!
Japanese Mall Driving
Something in Japan is weird? Huh?!
From the music, I gather this ride was intense.
An Ol’ Fashioned Mall Drive
Drag race! Drag race!
How NOT To Drive Through The Mall
To be fair, does a mall need doors?
Bonus: Blues Brothers Mall Scene
Nobody does it like Jake and Elwood.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!