Sometimes porn can be a bit… y'know… weird. And by weird I mean f***ing horrifying. So what better time to celebrate the most disturbing porn parodies than the spooky month of October?
Here are 9 porn parodies that will haunt you forever…
Alice XXX
Maybe it's the fact that Wonderland isn't supposed to look like a dingy abandoned warehouse. Maybe it's the fact that Alice is supposed to be a 7-year-old. Maybe it's the fact that the White Rabbit isn't supposed to be a stripper. In truth, there are many contributing factors as to why this Alice in Wonderland porn parody shouldn't give you an erection.
This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX
I like Curb Your Enthusiasm and I like Larry David, but at no point have I wondered what his scrotum looks like.
Silence of the Lambs XXX
"He'll disrobe you and then rape you and get into your naked flesh. He'll chew your nipples off, spit them out and then continue to eat." Hold on a sec while I get the Kleenex!
Super Mario XXX
This porn is aimed at that niche market who wanted to see Bowser, Donkey Kong and Yoshi have a three-way. Enjoy yourselves, you f***ing freaks.
American Dad XXX
This would be a fairly standard porn parody, if not for Roger the alien. Seriously. Look at him. Look at his gigantic, terrifying forehead. Yep, looks like I'll be sleeping with the bedroom light on tonight.
Simpsons – The XXX Parody
The tagline is "you've never seen sex this yellow". What more needs to be said?
This Ain't The Smurfs XXX
"Get down on your knees and suck my d***" is a sentence I never wanted to hear leave Gargamel's mouth.
To Catch a Predator XXX: MILFs Get Busted
Take a show that was intended to catch real paedophiles looking for sex with underage girls, then flip it on its head and put 'MILFs' in the title. Oh, porn industry…
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
Cross-dressing! Incest! Bestiality! This Star Wars porn really does have it all. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go and take a nice cold shower in order to wash away the memory of Luke Skywalker's tits.
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