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Decoding the Facebook: November Week Two!

Figure out what your friends are REALLY trying to say!

 

Are you suffering from obscure Facebook status updates from your friends and family? Want to get the bottom of what your friends are really trying to say? Well, worry no more. We here at CRAVE Online have invented a helpful little guide to help you figure out what your friends and family are really trying to say.

This week we took to the internet and found you some Facebook status updates that were in dire need of being decoded. This is CRAVE ONLINE's DECODING THE FACEBOOK SERIES. 

Take a look:

 

What they're really trying to say: Steph broke up with me because she found gay porn on my computer. Oh well, a couple of slow dances at The Tool Box will take my mind off of things. 

 

What they're really trying to say: And you can view the topless pictures of me at drunkteenboobs.com.

 

What they're really trying to say: I finally had one of those poops that finsihed on it's own and didn't require all-day checking.

 

What they're really trying to say: This is what I get for trying to reenact the best scene of Rambo II at home.  

 

What they're really trying to say: They said I would get the boner pills for free if I refered 600 friends!

 

What they're really trying to say: Disney bought Star Wars!?! This is a bigger suprise than Lindsay Lohan becoming a nun. 

 

What they're really trying to say: "You tested negative for Hep C" saved me a lot of time today. 

 

What they're really trying to say: And by "bring it" I mean twist my sack until I drop the barbell on my face. 

 

What they're really trying to say: F*cking Barack Obama is ruining everything. 

 

-Tune into CRAVE ONLINE for more DECODING THE FACEBOOK!