Are you sick of hearing about what Ashton Kutcher had for dinner or about whatever next, dumb product placement some random celebrity is endorsing? Of course you are. Twitter is made for two things: Self-promotion and dirty jokes! That's it. We here at CRAVE defy you to come up with another reason that Twitter exists. There is none.
This week we cover: Patraeus sex scandal! Elmo Sex Scandal! Drinking! Obama! And so much more!
And after that was when Harry tea-bagged Ron.
Usually ends up texting girls "I want to f*ck your Brians out."
You and anyone else who has ever drank in a Burger King bathroom.
"Lincoln's Bat-sh*t Wife & the Bandit Ride Again!"
Suck it, Uncle Ted.
There's still good in you, we can feel it!
"Until the people at FAUX NEWS get educated! Hack the Planet!"
It's funny because it's true.
Until they re-release the whole thing in IMAX 3D two years from now.
Um, Mr. Sheik, the man playing Elmo in a illegal sexual scandal is usually not good.
Name one other creepy pupet– Oh, they're all creepy as sh*t.
There are fingernails embedded in the walls of that trash can.
Yep, we're out too.
God we hope this is the next season of Homeland.
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