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This week we cover: Hostess closing! Sexual Destruction! Guy Fieri
Did you know Hitler was part whale?
Don't forget porn, Al.
Our right hand hides when we get home from work.
If you ever stick it in pumpkin puree, It feels like the real thing.
Save Spano for us. She's the kind of damaged we like.
A Chilis on fire, god willing.
It comes out the other end as Rich Vos.
Everyone knows to use a date rape "knock knock" joke
Nice knowing you.
It's funny because obesecity will shorten his life dramatically.
It's like fat people's vietnam.
It's a worse moral conundrum than the third act of The Dark Knight.
And nice breasts… No? Are we not going there?
It's the most tender.