Sorry, regular panda bears. The so-called “lesser” panda is way cuter than its black and white cousin. However, do their fluffy red tails and stuffed animal eyes help them on the field of battle? Yeah, these guys are deadly warrior beasts (in a cute way). Here are videos of 5 red pandas showing off their fight moves:
No position is more adorable, or more dangerous, than the exposed belly.
“Wake up! …if you dare.”
He just got jacked… o’ lantern.
Hind legs give you the edge.
The Panda Lock
They’re great wrestlers. Get them all WWE contracts.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!