I believe I can fly… I believe I can touch the sky… I also believe that if I jump off the roof, I can successfully make it onto another roof or a tiny trampoline or something… which is why I’m an idiot! Here are 8 painful videos of roof jump fails:
Leap of Felix Fail
Warning: Red Bull does not literally give you wings.
Bike Jump Fail
The ol’ bike-to-the-crotch.
Roof-To-Roof Fail
But Batman made it look so easy!
Snowboarding Roof Jump Fail
“Ohhhh,” said the guy.
Skateboarder Roof Fail
Does this look sturdy to youuuuuuuu!
Roof Parkour Fail
The upside: this video got him a job as Santa’s intern.
Roof-To-Roof Fail 2
…and that’s when things took a turn for the worse.
Roof Surfing Fail
Hang ten in the emergency room, brah.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
