I believe I can fly… I believe I can touch the sky… I also believe that if I jump off the roof, I can successfully make it onto another roof or a tiny trampoline or something… which is why I’m an idiot! Here are 8 painful videos of roof jump fails:
Leap of Felix Fail
Warning: Red Bull does not literally give you wings.
Bike Jump Fail
The ol’ bike-to-the-crotch.
But Batman made it look so easy!
Snowboarding Roof Jump Fail
“Ohhhh,” said the guy.
Skateboarder Roof Fail
Does this look sturdy to youuuuuuuu!
Roof Parkour Fail
The upside: this video got him a job as Santa’s intern.
Roof-To-Roof Fail 2
…and that’s when things took a turn for the worse.
Roof Surfing Fail
Hang ten in the emergency room, brah.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!