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6 Hilarious Onion Talks

Shut up, TED. The Onion is talking!

There’s a famous lecture series called TED Talks, which are very popular on YouTube – they recently reached over a 1 billion views. If you haven’t seen one yet, go watch one, if for no other reason than to better enjoy The Onion’s vicious, dead-on satire of the series. Here are videos of 6 hilarious Onion Talks:

 

Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought

All these robo-tweets are making me rich, I think!

 

Compost Fueled Cars: Wouldn’t That Be Great?

Wait, I wanna be the idea maker. You have to make my ideas. Mom!

 

Loudness Equals Power

Donald Trump would invest millions in this technology.

 

What Is The Biggest Rock?

I’m already familiar with The Biggest Rock.

 

A Future Where All Robots Have Penises

This is how the robots take over. By being clumsy with their penises.

 

Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck

Wait… the duck says… what? I don’t follow.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!