Are you sick of hearing about what Ashton Kutcher had for dinner or about whatever next, dumb product placement some random celebrity is endorsing? Of course you are. Twitter is made for two things: Self-promotion and dirty jokes! That's it. We here at CRAVE defy you to come up with another reason that Twitter exists. There is none.
This week we cover: Asses over boobs, being attractive, Boy Meets World reboot,
When this tweet is retweeted, you have my permission to laugh.
True, but boobs don't look like cottage cheese after thirty years.
Check, and mate.
Don't forget Ethan Sulpee as Gus.
If Playboy has offered her money, the amount is too low.
It's beginning to look a lot like murder.
We will do anything you want us to, Amy.
So f*cking hot.
Vader don't play that sh*t.
It's either a time warp or a butthole.