Hate those boring, super-lame R&B songs they play at grocery stores and pharmacies during the Christmas season? The tracks below are turning the War on Christmas into a lyrical battlefield. Check out these holiday MCs, who spit rhymes like presents. Here are 5 epic Christmas rap battles:
Moses vs. Santa Claus
I go with the MC that’s got the burning kush.
Scrooge vs. The Grinch
Fools! If they worked together, they could ruin Christmas once and for all.
OJB vs. Santa Claus
Wait… Santa’s a Nazi? Yikes! Starting to regret feeding him milk and cookies.
Heat Miser vs. Snow Miser
Drop It Like It’s Hot vs. Ice Ice Baby
Jesus vs. Santa Claus
These two always seem at odds.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!