Along with cheerleaders, mascots are great at pumping up the crowd at a game. Rival mascots often stage fights with each other to get the fans going, but sometimes those fights turn ridiculously real and ugly. I guess with all that padding on, and everyone paying attention, who can resist the temptation to turn things up a notch? Here are videos of 6 crazy mascot fights:
Ram vs. Bulldog
A ram’s gonna ram. It’s in the name.
Duck vs. Cougar
For a duck with no genitals, he sure enjoys his teabagging.
Duke Dog vs. Chauncey the Chanticleer
It’s pretty Chanticleer that guy’s got a short fuse.
Seymour vs. Big Al
An elephant never tells a lie, but he will whack you over the head with a bucket.
Jaws the Jaguar vs. Eli the Eagle
This is how most dance-offs end.
Bobcat vs. Coyote
Bobcat just got his show stopped by HBK.
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