It’s Christmas time and that means going to Christmas parties. Sure, you could come wearing something that makes you look attractive, or you can ransack your local Goodwill for the ugliest-looking Rudolph sweater you can find. If you wanna be in this year, do the latter. Don’t bother to wash it first, that wood glue smell is totally in style. Here are 5 funny songs about ugly Christmas sweaters:
“Christmas Sweatz” – Rhett and Link
This song is festive and comfortable.
“Chillin’ In My Christmas Sweater” – DashieXP
Put a bow on this rap… and it’s done.
“Ugly Christmas Sweater Song” – Generation Empowered
Damn you and your love, grandma! I wanted an iPhone.
“Ugly Sweater” – Mistletoe Conspiracy
Santa will give you the receipt, but he got it at the Ugly Sweater store, so you lose.
“The Holiday Sweater Song” – Patty DeArteaga and Justin Johnson
The true meaning of Christmas is two girls making out in ugly sweaters.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!