Twas the night before Christmas / and all through the tubes / videos were made / by cool girls and dudes / they uploaded their clips / onto YouTube with care / making sure all the appropriate tags were there / So like unwrapping presents under the tree / I present to you 7 night before Christmas parodies:
Twas The Dark Knight Before Christmas
This isn’t a car… It’s a sleigh.
Pittsburgh Dad’s Night Before Christmas
I like how much emphasis he puts on Uncle Rick, because otherwise, we all might think he was talking about Uncle Rick.
Twas The Night Before Quismas
Everyone’s a critic. Especially Klingons.
Celine Dion’s Night Before Christmas
My heart will go Claus.
Call of Duty: Twas The Night Before Zombie Christmas
I’m putting out milk and brain cookies this year!
Angry Grandpa’s Night Before Christmas
Good thing those kids didn’t hear his version of the story.
Werner Herzog’s Night Before Christmas
This jolly Christmas tale fills me with existential dread.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!