Time to get all my savings together, try to buy an apartment in one of those underground shelter communities, get rejected by the board for not being useful enough, spendyou’re your money on food and supplies instea, wait for the end of the world, realize it hasn’t come, go to Wal-Mart with your receipt for all those canned goods and check out these links!
“Why The World Didn’t End Yesterday”
http://knowyourmeme.com/videos/55958-december-21st-2012
NASA is very confident in saying the world isn’t going to end. Too confident? Nope.
The Hobbit Spent $380,000 On Coffee
They bought one, really expensive latte for Sir Ian McKellen, as part of his contract.
25 Funniest Autocorrects of 2012
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012
It’s a funny lick. I mean, list. No wait… lick.
Netflix Instant Adds Fake Arrested Development Movies, TV Shows
How did they know I was into girls with low self-esteem? Hot!
Spider-Boy Meets President Obama
According to The Constitution, if Spider-Boy defeats the Obama, then he becomes President.
That’s all for this unexpected journey we call The Big List.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
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