On Jimmy Kimmel Live, host Kimmel regularly ended broadcasts by apologizing to Matt Damon for having to “bump” him. We all had a good laugh, but it wasn’t a joke: Matt Damon was getting bumped for real – over 1000 times! Damon recently snapped and took over the show by force. Ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy Kimmel Sucks:
Matt Damon Takes Over Jimmy Kimmel Live
You can only a bump a man so many times before he cracks.
Ben Affleck Stays Loyal To Jimmy Kimmel
Breaking up Matt & Ben? Man, this thing runs deep.
Robin Williams Helps Matt Damon With His Monologue
He just popped up to help like some kind of… genie? No, that’s not right.
Jimmy Kimmel Auditions For Every Matt Damon Role
There is no sadder phrase than “pity reading.”
Sarah Silverman Talks To Matt Damon About Her Relationship With Jimmy Kimmel
Now we’ve solved the ancient riddle of, “What do Jimmy Kimmel and gross hot dogs have in common?”
Celebrities Congratulate Matt Damon
Now that I’ve seen Robert DeNiro, Don Cheadle and Sally Field, I don’t need to watch the Oscars. Thanks, Matt!
Matt Damon Bumps Jimmy Kimmel
Kimmel must’ve gotten a serious case of tie-mouth.
Bonus: Matt Damon Talks To Jimmy Kimmel’s Neighbors
That’s why you shouldn’t feel too sorry for Jimmy.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!