
Time to become a homeless hitchhiker, save a woman from a deranged, racist bear-hugger, tell the story on the news, become the weirdest viral hero ever, hopefully receive that surfing equipment you’ve always wanted (?) and check out these links!
Meet Kai, The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker, Who’s Got A Story To Tell…

Or to put it another way: O_O
The Real Models For The Archer Characters

http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/archer-characters-real-life-models.html
Wow, I can’t believe ISIS let this leak.
New Prime Number Discovered!

http://cheezburger.com/7041497344
It’s pretty long, I guess.
26 Funniest Responses To Passive Aggressive Notes

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/the-26-funniest-responses-to-passive-aggressive-notes
No Stamos.
5 Astronauts More Badass Than Any Action Movie Hero

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-astronauts-more-badass-than-any-action-movie-hero/
You can tell they’re badasses by how they chug their Tang.
That’s all for this bear-hugged edition of The Big List.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!