Time to read a news story about a big company getting its Twitter account hacked, see how the company accrued more followers because of the attack, try to execute a fake attack to imitate the real one for your own company, make everyone on the internet sigh all at once and check out these links!
Oscar Voter's Brutally Honest Ballot
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/race/oscar-voters-brutally-honest-ballot-422546
Honest with a sprinkling of incompetence.
MTV Fakes A Hack Of Its Own Twitter Account
Burger King is shaking its head at MTV, as if to ask, "why?"
Woman Breaks Up With Fiancé After Finding Him With Another Girl On Russian Google Maps
Big Brother is workin' for the ladies.
The Onion's Highlights From Michael Jordan's Personal Life
http://www.theonion.com/articles/highlights-from-michael-jordans-personal-life,31333/
If you wanna be like Mike, you're gonna have to make friends with a bunch of feisty, animated woodland creatures.
20 Best Notes Ever Left On Car Windshields
http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/best-notes-ever-left-on-car-windshields
Reverse: "Also, I had sex with your wife, but she said you're a bad husband, so I figured you wouldn't mind."
That’s all for this award-winning edition of The Big List.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!