Only 4% of women around the world consider themselves beautiful. Meanwhile, I don’t mean to brag, but I’d describe my bulge as “totally horse-ish.” Maybe dudes don’t have the same problems as ladies, if these YouTube parodies have anything to say about it. Here are 6 parodies of “Dove Real Beauty Sketches”:
Original: Dove Real Beauty Sketches
“I kind of have a fat, rounder face. My head is actually a basketball.”
Real Beauty Sketches – Male Version
Whatever. You’re rapey.
Real Beauty Sketches – Boobs Version
This should have been the original commercial.
Real Beauty Sketches – Balls Version
Be proud of your balls. They’re ball-eautiful.
Real Beauty Sketches – Weird Version
People always say I look like a pack of gum. It’s a Jewish thing, I guess.
Real Beauty Sketches – Crayon Version
Now to put these up on the fridge.
Real Beauty Sketches – Explosive Version
At least one person liked it.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!