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The Big List: Sochi Olympics Vs. Reporters! Ice-T Vs. D&D!

Sochi Olympic reporters are making insane demands for working doorknobs and toilets.

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Time to get a gig recording audio voice overs, get told it’s just 25 pages of work – should be done in four hours, go to the studio, start reading this Dungeons & Dragons book, get frustrated trying to read all the make-believe words, watch as hours turn to days, learn to hate D&D so much and check out these links!

 

Sochi Olympics Off To Rough Start Before They Even Begin

http://mashable.com/2014/02/04/sochi-olympics-hotel-pics/

Don’t be a fool. Those light bulbs could get you at least TWO doorhandles or an ice bucket!

 

The Highlights From Bill Nye’s Debate With Creationist Ken Ham

http://gawker.com/the-highlights-from-bill-nyes-debate-with-creationist-1516466064

Is the Earth only 6000 years old? There’s a good book that answers all these questions. It’s called Taken By The T-Rex.

 

Ice-T Finds Recording Dungeons & Dragons Audiobook ‘Impossible’

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http://www.latimes.com/books/jacketcopy/la-et-jc-ice-t-dungeons-dragons-audiobook-20140205,0,3370890.story#axzz2sZBcViL3

Neeeeeerds,” he added.

 

Lay’s ‘Do Us A Flavor’ Campaign Lets People Create Their Own Flavors, And It Goes Exactly As Expected

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http://cheezburger.com/172293

Mmm… Toad Chips…

 

Aaron Sorkin Penned A Chilling Obituary For Philip Seymour Hoffman

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http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2014/02/aaron-sorkin-pens-remarkable-obituary-philip-seymour-hoffman/

Taken before his time. R.I.P.

 

That’s all for this this evolved edition of The Big List!

 

Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.