Cook to Bang!

"Tired of dates that leave you with nothing but a $150 dinner tab, a doggy bag, and blue balls?  Enter Cook to bang, a guide to wining, dining, and sixty-nining for cooks who don't know their asparagus from their elbows."-Ctb

Gentlemen, I beg you, don't burn a hole in your ass trying to get laid!  Now I know that for some its harder than others to be the ladies man, but that doesn't mean you have to spend your whole life-savings to be with a beautiful woman from time to time, or for keeps.  

Spencer Walker literates the timeless proven method for attracting a mate that doesn't involve bending over backwards, or setting yourself on fire, in his masterpiece, Cook to Bang.  That is, unless you're the worst chef in the free world.  But even then, you can fake it I'm telling you! 

Let's face it, women love delicious food as much as anyone, especially when it’s made by you and your Cook to Bang skills.  The method taught in the book is simple enough a caveman could do it.  (Don’t sue me gieco!)  Do a little research, buy some fruit and veggies, noodles and chocolate, cheese and wine, and you're practically a bang-master in the making.

Remember to throw in a chocolate treat, its like beer for women...

Cook to Bang offers the history of "Cook to Bang" strategy throughout the ages, since the beginning of time with tips for setting the bait and the best menu for each variety of sexual profile.  

Just remember these 3 very important things:

#1:  "Cheaper than a Restaurant"... 2 salmon fillets, rice, salad, dessert = $30 give or take, compared to $80 + at a fancy shmancy eatery...

There's no need to blow your money in this economy fellas, just bring the fine dining home, and the baby making will follow...

#2:  "They are already in your home"... if you have invited a girl over for dinner and they accept, you're halfway there!

 Just spruce up a bit before they arrive, and don't forget to make the bed! 

#3:  "You're dessert"... self-explanatory!

You sexy beast you...

The methodology for the making of true romance can be found in Walker's masterpiece, "Cook to Bang."  His book takes you step by step, as you follow, "The lay cook's guide to getting laid."  Check out more at the Official, Cook to Bang website.

Now get out there, and get laid!