What’s worse than being arrested for having sex with a teddy bear in public?
How about being arrested for having sex with a teddy bear in public for the fourth time?
This is exactly what happened on Wednesday night to Charles Marshall, 28, of Cincinnati. Marshall was arrested after employees at a nearby health clinic contacted the authorities when they noticed him getting his romance on with the plush temptress in a nearby alley.
Marshall was cited for disorderly conduct, but records from the Municipal Courts show that this is actually the fourth time that he has been brought in for performing the lewd act in public. He was arrested twice in 2010 and once in 2011. After a few short jail sentences and some minor fines, Marshall was out on the streets again preying on all of the unsuspecting and innocent cousins of Fozzie and Winnie the Pooh.
There were no comments from the victim of the incident since the bear was not a Teddy Ruxpin doll.
Via The Smoking Gun